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ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE


im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.

this is me in a text post

nothing has ever been more relevant

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i only accept apologies in cash

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More like mer-independent woman who isn’t cleaning up your shit.

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Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.

– Lewis Carroll (via realizes)

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why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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