invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase
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christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
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"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
“Cigarettes didn’t phase me, cuts didn’t scare me, drugs didn’t need me but god I went an hour without you and I finally realized what addiction was like”
– addiction (via pillsand-coffee
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