ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
(Source: connorsbod, via thefuuuucomics)
I’m moody as fuck so if you want a relationship/friendship with me understand that there will be days that I will not care for your presence even though you did nothing wrong followed by days where you’ll be the only person that I want to talk to despite having nothing to say.
this is me in a text post
nothing has ever been more relevant
i only accept apologies in cash
More like mer-independent woman who isn’t cleaning up your shit.
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus